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Subject: SMS ZONE
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daisy4u 12.12.10 - 08:55pm
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
_ Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
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Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
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Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha! *

daisy4u 12.12.10 - 09:10pm
Girl on Valentine Day in Card Shop.
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Owner: yes madam
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Girl: 1 card jispar likha ho mai sirf tumse pyr karti hu, kya hai aapke paas?
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Owner: Ha he
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Girl: 12 Dedo *

daisy4u 12.12.10 - 09:21pm
Dr:
Apki bv sirf 5 ghantey ki mehman hy
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I m sorry
Husband:
koi bat nahi Dr sahb jb 25 sal guzar gaey tu ye 5 ghantey bhi guzar hi jayenge. *

daisy4u 13.12.10 - 08:43pm
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge: Aap Theak Hain,
Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.
Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud- Kushi Karli.
Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai. Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-) *

daisy4u 13.12.10 - 08:56pm
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua?
Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai. *

daisy4u 14.12.10 - 10:29pm
sardar 2 his son:o tu ghabra mat
,tu to shair da putar hai...
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beta:papa g,clas
teacher b yahi bolti hai k tu kisi janwar
ki hi aulad hai *

shonu77 15.12.10 - 05:58am
Hahaha lolz nyc jokes bro *

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